The Noonday Ride of Paul Revere

(If Sarah Palin had written it)

Written by Sarcasmo Jones for the American Left

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the noonday ride of Paul Revere
One if by land and two if by sea
Don’t know what it means but it sounds good to me

The Brits hated guns, in fact they condemned it
I guess they never heard of the second amendment
Paul got on his horse and took off down the road
The Yanks would never retreat but reload

“The Americans are coming!” he yelled to those clad in red
While the Minutemen counted the time in their head
They’ll fight for their guns and say “Soccer’s no sport”
They’ll fight for the right to eat pizza with fork

He started in Texas and rode up to Maine
When his horse got too tired he rode on the train
The Brits got the message and got the hell out of here
Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!

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